Commissary!

Taking a German to the American Commissary is some of the most fun I've had all year.

Things Hasan (age 20, German-born and raised) had never heard of include:

- Red Mountain Dew

- Cheese in a can

- Double Stuffed Oreos (or Peanut Butter Oreos, Low Fat Oreos, Mint Chocolate Oreos, Mini Oreos, Oreo Crackers)

- Pizza Pringles (or any of our 20 flavors besides BBQ, Regular, and Sour Cream)

- Hot Cheetos, hot Funyuns

- Marshmallow fluff

- Fruit Gushers

- Toast Strudels

- Graham cracker pie crust

- Pumpkin pie

- Carrot cake

- Cake icing in a can

- STARBURSTS (seriously?)

- Fruit juice concentrate in a can

- Cookie Crisps

- Twizzlers

And I thought he was going to collapse at the sight of our ice cream. Edy's Mint Chocolate Brownie, Edy's Butterfinger, Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, Edy's SAMOAS Ice Cream. We don't have room for it, but he got it anyway.

Also, he eats Halal, so he's never had ribs or bacon, so I got Morningstar Veggie bacon and ribs so he can at least have an idea. And he tried his first Bud Light. Yes, it tastes like water. Yes, I love it anyway.